Yeah. Once the bodyguard struck, we knew who it was fo sho. So of course I am mad at myself for being too lazy to go to the beach and go get my bathing suit on in hopes of meeting some celebs. While getting ready I saw the Clemson-USC game was on, so naturally I had to watch a few (a very few) minutes of that and drink some vodka. I figured a little liquid courage wouldn't hurt things with Hollywood A-listers and I had to honor my Tigers. So after seeing how dismal the footy was, I went ahead to the beach, with backup meeting me there. An hour later (3:30) I arrive and Cecile tells me that they freaking left at 2. Seriously, Leo? And you, Spider-man?! How could you? I make the damn effort to leave the house and pick out the PERFECT bikini AND I've been working out and you LEAVE? COME ON. If either of you wants to marry this girl, you have GOT to be more considerate. I reminded Karen that I am still waiting on that BBQ with Leo and I intend on reminding Josh and Pippy (the mutual friends of mine and Leo's) that this has to happen. Or at the very least a poker night. Where I take enough money to not work for the rest of my life and perhaps woo someone nearly 15 years older than I am. It worked for Blake Lively.
I can be Lively too. Anyway...
Thanksgiving was boring. I didn't cook because I am mentally insane but I DID go to a great little pub and have beef pie. YUM. With gravy. And smashed peas. Delish.
For "Chrissy" I am tagging along with the fam to go to Forster's Beach.
Yeah. That's real nice. They offered me time off but I thought, you have GOT to be kidding. You cannot get rid of me when you invite me to a place like that.
That's all for now. I took some video of Piper so you can hear her voice, but I am not sure how it turned out. If it's good, I'll post it shortly! Love to you all.
And remember: I'm willing to accept dares if you think you can come up with any fun ones!
hit me with your best shot was such an influential record for women in the 80's because not a lot of women were getting into the rock and roll game...wait wrong blog...oops
ReplyDeleteIm a little disappointed...that you look up to Leonardo DiDOUCHEio and Tobey MaTOOLuire - Ill tell you why i hate them...Leonardo... an OK actor BUT only gets so much airplay because he dates all the up and coming models of the world...ask Tom Brady. He was cool in the Departed, Aviator, Catch Me if you Can, Gangs of New York and Whats eating Gilbert Grape...im mean come on - he went full retard. Now all the other movies that you thought were cool were really either a mind compelling beach party that turned out to be a ship wreck.
Now Tobey - yes Mr Spiderman or as i like to call him ...quitter. He really messed up something there and ill never forgive him. I mean what has he been in that has been anywhere near Spiderman? .....yeah im still waiting
On to something more peaceful like the picture you posted...it terrifies me! I mean look at all the the dark spots in the water! you know what they are? Yeah Sharks! More than likely Great Whites.. theyre more common around there than dogs. I can understand your excitement about going to a beach where you can see the bottom of the ocean from your cabana that is 100 yards from shore, but I dont want to go out by a shark ( I have an i'm not going to die and Samuel L Jackson mentions my death in a movie clause)
Regardless im glad you made it back from the shark pool i mean beach.
JDP OUT