Yeah, so a couple nights ago I was walking into my room out back and as I passed the curtain I spotted this massive spider just hanging out on MY curtain. It was about 10 pm and the only person still up was Craig who was in the lounge and unable to hear my screams. This resulted in me being stranded in the far corner of my room unable to leave because that dang spider blocked my only exit. Not to mention the fact that I could not monitor its unholy movements because it was on the wrong side of the curtain.
After about 10 minutes of plotting an exit and swallowing my fear I ran through the door to go get backup (Craig.) He came out armed with a thong (flip-flop) ready to kill the beast and.....SURPRISE! No evil arachnid. The mofo left and I had no idea where he had gone or how long ago he had escaped. More importantly I did not know if he was still inside my room or if he had the courtesy to find his own room. I had to resign myself to the lounge inside the house for a while until I got enough backbone to return to my dwelling. Please believe I seriously considered sleeping on the couch in the house but I didn't want my employer to judge me. It was bad enough having to run inside and ask him to be an exterminator. I think you can probably guess that I still live in fear that he is with me still. I love this room, why shouldn't he? I bet he's hiding in my comfy bed. I looked but I know he's tricky. They are not to be trusted.
CommunityChannel aka Natalie Tran pretty much hits the nail on the head when it comes to these terrifying, God forsaken creatures.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKNsv4R3xtA&feature=relmfu
WATCH IT.
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