GREAT NEWS! We now have wireless internet and so far (like, the last 2 hours) it is working like a bloody charm! I am so happy! I will post pictures and videos and fun stuff all tomorrow! Taylor is home for spring break for the next two weeks, but she will have to be my second priority over this! So excited!


So exhausted tonight! Last night I sat for the neighbors who had the sweetest kids, but they did not get home until midnight and I had to get up early this morning, so I am bushed! Luckily, drinking wine and the excitement of internet has really kicked up the adrenaline. I feel like I have so much stuff to share but I forgot it all! Let's see...


Went to go get Yum Cha (who's heard of it?) with the fam. The line was too long so we got Japanese instead, but TONY- I did you hair-pulling-the-paper trick you taught me and they started trying to pull out each others hair to perform the trick. How did you avoid this? :) They also were only slightly impressed, like you were, so I may have been doing it wrong. I was wishing you were there to come up with fun bored-time games. Feel free to pass them all along! I miss our antics at the Reny!!


I went out again with a fun girl named Cecile from the Netherlands the other night. We went to some mediocre bars and found less than mediocre people. One guy at the end of the night came up and read my palms. Seriously? Not only did he really do it, but he told me I had a short life line. ----
Alright. 
One) If you are going to be hitting on a girl, DO NOT read her palm
Two) If you are going to be hitting on a girl and insist to read her palm, DO NOT tell her she will die soon. 


Why should I even have to say that? Freaking idiot. I swear...


I got sat on in the bus the next day by some portly 65 year old which was...awkward. The bus started moving and he wasn't prepared and naturally, thanks to Jesus and his hilarious sense of humor, I was in the seat easiest for him to land. It's  okay though- I kinda liked it. 
Gross. Even the sarcasm felt weird. 


The family (I think I like "Team Ex" for their nicknames. They are the Extrems. I dunno...we'll ponder) is still super. I met some other au pairs and I can tell I have really been blessed. That is, I made sure that the family I work for wanted a lazy au pair for good money and did not want to kill me or sell me in the end. The parents are so badass. I think all of you would enjoy their company. 


Went to the beach a couple times here recently. Beautiful locales! Even more beautiful guys if you can believe it! I shall take numerous pictures, ladies! Do not fear! Gracious, I get verbose a few wines in, don't I? Okay, time to go. I shall return tomorrow! 


Love you guys. Stay healthy and don't do drugs. Remember: Don't store your screw cap wines at an angle! Stand them straight up!